so there's this book..

.. that they're turning into a movie.

He's Just Not That Into You.

but i really think someone should write one directed towards men.

(please excuse my horrible attempt at paint)

i mean... it's all about how women misread things or can't take a hint, but really... there are plenty of men out there that are just as bad, if not worse.

table of contents (taken from the book)

1. She's just not that into you if she says no when you ask her out.
because if she likes you, trust me, she'll say yes
2. She's just not that into you if she's not calling you. (or texting)
women know how to use the phone
3. She's just not that into you if she's not dating you.
"hanging out" is not dating
4. She's just not that into you if she's having sex with someone else.
there's never going to be a good excuse for cheating
5. She's just not that into you if she only wants to see you when she's drunk. (haha)
if she likes you, she'll want to see you when her judgment isn't impaired
6. She's just not that into you if she's disappeared on you.
sometimes you have to get closure all by yourself
7. She's just not that into you if she's married (and other variations of being unavailable)

if you're not able to love freely, it's not really love

so ladies.. if you're any good at writing.

i suggest you put pen to paper and get started.
let them know what's up.


... it's just a thought.


that really was one of the best episodes of SATC... it's just that simple.